Monday, August 10, 2009

Pain in the B...elly

Urgent care doc friend says that he saw a patient over the weekend with a 3 month history of abdominal pain. He asked, after three months, what made you decide to seek care today? (in the E.R.) She answered, "Well, we were in the neighborhood."


  1. "We were driving by." "I just got tired of it." Usually 5 min. before closing time in urgent care.

  2. Must have been one of my patients on a road trip.